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Sunday, April 10, 2011

Tour de Lis

Today was the Tour de Lis, a fundraiser for cancer research under the auspices of the Lance Armstrong Livestrong Foundation,  I rode 50 miles  in honor of my wife Marie who survived double breast cancers 1 year apart,  2 chemo courses and never complained , felt sorry for herself , took it all like a trooper and had no doubts about her recovery. Raised a little money for the cause and enjoyed the food , music and camaraderie, met several women riding that also survived breast cancer , they noticed the sign on my back. Riding under the canopy of oaks guarding me , embracing me, guiding me and displaying the hope for life under all circumstances.  Their majesty forms a panorama opening to accept you then closing behind you so you know your the reason they are.   I think about the security a squirrel must have living in the giant oak, protected from wind, rain, cold, I wish I could live with him in the notch of a olden oak and watch the world pass below me, snuggled by a furry tail, laying on soft branches ,leaves inlaid with dried grass.  If one more person calls me a squirrel I'll do so .
After I didn't win the $3,000 bike they gave away I rode to the quarter to see the French Quarter Festival, took the Treme route, the quarter was overloaded with music and food lovers,
took a break, shot up the River to Audubon Park, plenty going on there also, went home and felt like I accomplished something other than a bike ride.  I'm walking next 2 weeks to walk the Crescent City Classic with my Princess Daughter,  this is our 4th or 5th year , we have a great time being caddy, making fun of people, and trying to beat last years time. We talk a lot about life, people ,music, and life experiences,  we both agree that no matter what happens remember  "This too shall Pass:". Click on the pics to enlarge, , First one is a video of the high you can get riding on Roosevelt Mall, its beautiful , calming and majestic.
gary


  




crowd for Tour De Lis.

Vendor Midway

Start of Foot Race.

More Foot Race

Waiting for Start

Rode in Honor of my Wife Marie, Double Breast Cancer Survivor

What a Specimen - send him to  a lab

Waiting for Bike Start

Bike Start

Bike Start

What  a Mug.

Multimillion dollar Decadant Doggie Depot .

Sprays, Pools,  benches, doggie chairs, dung mounds.

Roosevelt Mall ,Beautiful for long as I can remember.


Chicken on the Bone (band) .

Garys dodo depot, no luxury, no pools, stinky, filled, plastic, hot, .

Vendor mall.

Old Dry cleaners on St Phillip off Treme.

Old Dry cleaners Lanudry building.

Puglias Food Store, worked there 66 to 69.

Puglias

St Ann st. ?

French Quarter Festival packed them in .

Always excited to run across a mound still stinking and steaming.  makes my day more pleasant and I know the owner didn't noice his dog dropping his cargo where people walk . . thanks.

Saturday, April 02, 2011

unbeleivable

Friday evening, perfect weather, fresh  legs, felt great, music playing, beautiful sunset, made it to the levee at Williams Blvd, the River is very high, darkness was taking it's place for tonight's performance, frogs croaking, crickets chirping , and gators grunting, all in orchestrated harmony.  I'm alone, the road is open and mine, it's dropping to 60 degrees , I have sleeves on
,I'm comfortable, the cool breeze smacks my face forcing concentration and visual acuity.
Passed Mr Cigar smoking man, he's an icon, passed the helicopter pad at PPH, all's  normal and in place for a comfortable , smooth,memberable ride.  Near Jefferson Playground some horse stables abut the levee, the owners leave some horses graze on the levee tethered to a  spike in the ground.  I have a new light on my bike, it the size of a D battery and shoots a beam about a half a mile, I set it in flash so I'm seen coming from great distances.  I just learned that flashing lights piss off horses.  As I passed the horse stable my left eye caught a spooked horse coming to stop the flashing light,  he hit me like a freight train, the last thing I saw from my bike was his big brown eye, it was lifeless like a sharks eye. The horse plowed right through me, no time for pain or decisions, or thoughts, it just happened without malice or restraint.  My bike and I performed a 360 maneuver unintentionally, I rolled down the levee and landed tangled in my bike like we were one,  half of me was in the river , I knew I was hurt and was tentative finding out  how bad..I sat up best I could, checked my hands and arms first, titanium wrist is ok, .left wrist is twisted  , don't seem broken,  raised my left arm and found my collar bone pushing our on the skin that usually contains it.. Felt something warm in my left eye, blood dripping from the gash over my left eye. I  pulled  a Wet One out my pocket and cleaned it best I could and put some compression on it ..  Thought  I'd get  up and climb the levee, pulled up to my left knee and right leg sent a shock of pain through me like a baseball bat on the shin.  looking down I see my calf bone broken ,trying to poke out the skin. It was time for the cell phone call, pulled out the phone, it"s crushed, Ok lets climb the levee and flag help,  I maneuvered in a crooked sideways position so my best parts were on the ground and started dragging my self up . Every so often I'd look down and see my mangled bike laying half in the river. It took about 2 hours ,plenty grunting, grubbing , clawing and praying to get there. Finally on the blacktop atop the levee I'll wait for someone to come by and get me help, its dark and about 8:30 but people still come by.  I was fortunate I lifted my head a little and looking out my right eye I see two pair of leather shoes , cut to fit , no socks , and soiled khaki pants, couldn't get higher than that to see more.
One voice says " are you hurt mister?"  I managed a "Yes, need help"  "what do you need he ask?"  "an ambulance and my bike from down there"  'We'll help you mister" , One stayed with me while the other got my bike.  When the bike gatherer returned they stood on each side of me and started kicking me in the side, the pain was one thing but hearing the ribs crack made it event full,  I began spitting blood as air was forced out my lungs with a pufffffe with each kick.
 one says,  "thanks for the bike asswhole" , I couldn't speak., I was in fetal and blanking out .
I came too about an hour later, gravity helped me get to the bottom of the levee near the street, a passerby must have called an ambulance. They taped me to a board then on a cart into the ambulance. . Oschner was right there, into the emergency room, my neck packet had all my medical information and identification.  The nurses delicately cut away my clothes, exposing my wounds.  I called the doctor close to me to whispered to him, "how long will I be laid up doc",
he replied " since its April first I guess you'll be  at work Monday morning.
Happy Aprils fool day.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Prisoner.

Friday afternoon I was excited, the weather was great, I had all night  I was equipped for anything, my excitement cooled quickly, heard that the lake path  reopened .
Shot down transcontinental to the lake where Al's house is no longer, through his parking lot and up the levee, must be 50 ft high , nice neighborhood, once atop the levee I'm astonished that laying before me was the longest wire fence since the "Great Escape", as  far as eyes could see east to west, it stood 6 feet with a barbed wire cap and with gall "no trespassing" signs.
The path was new, the original path "Old Hammond Highway" still lay near the waters edge 30 feet from this obstructing, ugly, insulting, barricade. I rode down to inspect further, I touched it, I stared at it, I felt like Patrick McGoonan in the Prisoner, I searched for a giant ball from Number 1 but none appeared.  Wondering if it's purpose was to keep me in or out, I rode to each end looking for that escape passage to "Sanctuary" (Logan's Run),  none exist, I was trapped, relegated to dry land forever, why , why ,why, won't keep out the 300 pound cement blocks of dunnage laid for a shoreline,won't keep out  a 40ft  tree trunk hurled by a 8 foot wave from a afternoon thunderstorm, why , why, why, but why won't be answered, its a bigger fish than is in the lake.   As a last resort I grabbed the fence links with knurled fingers, pressed my cheek against the demon, and with a torn dirty wet undershirt shed a tear and screamed "STEEELLLLLAA" as loud as I could,  she appeared in apparition in the same penoit she wore every day and gave me a look of "maybe I'll forgive you, maybe not" I didn't do anything, but Blanche was behind her shaking her finger . It was time to leave the fence. (Tennessee Williams hung in the quarter not the lake) . Scooted to the River, no fences, got some night time videos riding on the levee, the busy river never sleeps,  I approached the parish line, a train appeared on the Press street tracks.  It's moving to the park , I just noticed it,  If I didn't beat this train to Audubon Park I'd have to wait a long time for it's passage. I kicked it into over drive, shot a video of me behind the engine from the levee, I was hoping for a movie crossing where I jump the track  right before it crosses the street .  I furiously pedaled caught up to, passed  and had to wait at the crossing for the train to get there, disappointing.  I stood on the track and waited for slow poke to finally make that climatic moment.  Some of the videos look black to start but their actually just nighttime with some light coming in .  Audubon park is dark at night. The River is high and spring has just sprung, The Beluga carcasses are below the waterline presenting a navigation hazard. The quarter was hopping, walked around , took mental pictures, mostly of Mr. and Mrs Newton from Spring Creek , Iowa on vacation , don't understand what they expect  to experience here, is it the history, the architecture, the food,
or is it the fools spray painted  silver begging for money , or the high school student that took home his trumpet and plays his practice lesson on Royal street begging for money, or is it the dirty, trampy, vagabond playing a beat up guitar less than mediocre begging for money.
No, it musts be they're here to have their fortune told by a flip flop wearing, food in his mustache, haven't had a bath in a week, charlatan with a little round table nicely dressed with a exotic looking cloth, magic rocks, a 10 cent crystal and a miniature statue of  Marie Laveau.
Saturday I was bushed but rushed down to the quarter to get a piece of the worlds longest oyster po boy , I was late  ,all I got was a book of matches.    Tomorrow is the stella screaming contest, I swore I'd compete this year, been practicing all year, instead I walked 6 miles in Lafanierre Park to get ready for the Crescent City Classic.  Princess daughter and I are walking it,  there's about 30,000 people, we'll make fun of 29,998 of them .   Great weekend, 35 miles Friday night, 45 miles Saturday, and walked 6 Sunday. Soon we'll be making bigger loops,  Destrehan to Audubon and to the lake out to Seabrook then back home about 65 miles.
Play all the videos , click on the pictures to enlarge,  Hubigs Pies is in Marigny,  the Little Park with the  WWI Doughboy is a block from where I grew up , we don't know yet if its in the footprint of the new Hospitals,  most of the VA Hospital area is cleared. Mc Donough 11 is still a unkn.
Take a chance , get your blood flowing.
gary








Galvez to Rochoblave and Canal to Tulane - Blank

Corner of galvez and canal

WWi Doughboy at Billy Goat Park

WWI Soldier

Billy goat Park

The River has arisen

Fish are jumping and the river is high

How about a Hubig Pie





Dont' fence me in

Stalag 13

No touching the water

Only 6ft plus barbed wire

Oh! look ! there's a lake

Peering through the keyhole like a prisoner.

It goes on forever

And no trespassing

The sun set on an enormous levee

Must be 50ft tall in this neighborhood




Firehouse on St Mary St.

Food Festival on Bourbon

This was where the block long po boy was

I was too late.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Mardi Gras , CCC , Tour de Lis.

As winter winds down my hormones wind up,  it's time for long bike riding,  getting high, taking pictures, going where most men dare not go, explore new places, watch new people.
I''ve had my leg fixed, bikes in good shape, I'm in good shape, camera is clear, and I'm up to 780 songs on my MP3 player, if I could only get my sanity in shape . Walking the 10k Crescent City Classic with Princess Daughter, then riding the Tour de Lis just to start the season then we get to serious training.  Right now I'm only at about 70 miles a week, by July it'll be 120 a week, and by September 150 a week.  The Ms Tour is first weekend of October, the weekend before I do 130 that Sat and Sun.  Special diet , eat anything and everything.  Mental training, Valium, self hypnosis , and  mescaline.  20 sit ups after each ride ensures the impression its all good for me. 
This year will be interesting, after all if I top Godzilla, Big Foot, Chubacabras, and all the Lewis Carrol characters it's got to be interesting.  I'll have to search for blackberries in the bature and be attacked by something, I'll fight with someone in the quarter, take pictures of weird asses,  beautiful architecture , scenic views, history, and describe some scenes from my mind that may not be comprendable by the sane.  just picked up a new song off I-tunes by Monster Magnet called See You In Hell, that'll conjure up some evil when mixed with Valium and a few minutes of Self Hypno,  I may have to wear a straight jacket while I'm riding,  no my names not  McMurphy, and no I didn't take any classes from Leary,  and no the Maharishi didn't tell me the secret of the afterlife karma and  reincarnation, figure it out. Playing Holding Back the Years  by Simply Red a lot lately, great song and appropriate. I've made an enormous amount of new memories, none as powerful as the memories of youth, adolescence, up to maturity which may happen in the next few years.  Joe Campbell "birth, adolescence, maturity, propagation , and death."  I only have one thing left to experience, hope I can experience it, not just die. Maybe the Chubacabra will win this time, maybe I'll fall into the Mississippi and be eaten by a 3 headed Peruvian Medusa catfish, or maybe a 1500 pound  Kodiak Grizzly bear will escape the zoo, and after a bloody fight where I break his hind leg he manages to eat me anyway, or maybe I'll be attacked by a bus and even though I break the windshield and knock out the driver I get run over anyway.
It all falls in line with a dream I had a few years back, I'm the lead horse in the Kentucky Derby,
in the stretch the announcers about to hail me the winner when I break my right front leg, I loose the race, the vet appears to put me out of my misery ,its futile, he removes a shiny  revolver from his black  medicine bag places the barrel end between my eyes and pulls the trigger, all I hear is click, then click , then click again, then click again, then click again, then click again, he returns the weapon to his bag and walks off, I lay there waiting to be reincarnated into a butterfly, or a pig, or a baboon, or hopefully a chubacraba that attacks bicyclist.
Live out the box, , you have time left. FEAR NOT.   Its all catch 22.
gary
2 videos, click on the pics to enlarge, some are repeats.
Listen to the Simply Red song watch the video. click on Simply Red at the end.
What do you feel. Where  did life go?



Wonder if this one will sink.

The River is lowest I've ever seen.

Quarter musicians looking for a spot
Fortune Tellers parked in front of St Louis Cathedral.
Reminds me of Cougat
preparing for Mardi Gras.
How'd that boat get up there.
Cars  parked on Napoleon for the Parade on St Charles
more cars on Napoleon
St Charles and Calliope under I10
This is what a flat tire looks like,I hung a while.