Tour de France New Orleans Style, last weekend rode 35 Friday night and 50 Saturday and 50 Sunday, had plenty of performance enhancing drugs and transfusions. My special trick is my "Toy Story Fruit chews", burst of energy, I climbed the Power Blvd overpass twice in high gear that's similar to climbing the Alps, rode 35 again last night , 50 today in the rain and am set for 50 tomorrow. Can't seem to get enough carbs the night before. Trying handfuls of steroids before bed. The team was in great form , they guided me through the peloton safely and my french domestique, Creme" Broulle", pushed the pack , wore them out then dropped of, next was Sven of Sweden he puled the crowd to 20 kilos to the finish, Klaus Pedalin and
Hans Overus tool me to the sprint point. When the finish was in sight the sprint began in earnest , my bike waddled back and forth ,45 miles an hour , elbow to elbow with the competitors, at the last minute I pushed my front wheel forward and won the yellow for the stage. On the podium I got to french kiss the 2 french girls, flowers and that yellow jersey . Winning a stage of the Tour de France even just once is the accomplishment of a lifetime. the celebration was champagne, beer, performance enhancing drugs and carbo loading transfusions.
Riding in rain all day drains the life out of you, constantly vigilant to not slip , crash, or find that pot hole covered with water. I lost it once on Elysian Fields but Luckily there was a red pickup truck on my side to support me. I regained my balance and thanked him for the ride.
My search for the killer coyotes of Harahan continues, got a picture of a black on that was standing still. didn't seem dangerous. I found the coyote campground in the batture , took a 160mb video of the area think I saw one, but , but ,but, can't load 160mb here or anywhere else. , I'm may try to you tube it then link it. Found the refrigerator where they keep their beer,
seemed empty at the time. I bet they party hardy in those woods, Bar b Queing , sucking beer, probably play some poker like the bull dogs in the paintings. I had to go to City Park and warn the ducks about the coyotes, It was my duty. Beware of the wild chickens and nutria's in Lafanierre Park, I hear some of the tractors are missing, it's suspected they started a grass cutting business using the parks equipment,, they can't be trusted. Where did the Zebras come from? I thought about taking my Gerbil Jerry for a walk in City Park near the wooded area, I wanted to unleash him so he could feel free, but I was afraid a Red tailed Hawk would swoop down and take him to a branch and eat him , then the swat teams would immobilize the snipers with 50 cal night vision scope sniper rifles and kill all the Red Tailed Hawks. All over a Gerbil named Jerry. I very tired need rest.
good night.
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| Found this refrigerator in the batture , the coyotes store their beer there. |
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| I've finally captured a photo of the illusive Harahan Coyote . |
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| interesting development , I wonder how it was used in the 18th century. |
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| The aggressive Lafaniere park Nutria. |
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| Zebras grazing on the levee |
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| The dangerous aggressive Lafaniere Park Ferell chicken . |
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Here I am telling the ducks in City Park to beware of the Coyote's |
