In spite of countless vaccinations, inoculations, incantations, 3 voodoo spells and a black candle, a microscopic, malcontent mucus microbe has rendered me sans invincibility, immortality, bike-ability.
In 2 weeks I've wandered the Halls of Valhalla seeking a Valkyrie to aid me in battle, I search countless halls, opening doors , the key-master abandoned me, no potions work, spells are useless, each door promising relief that's only a tease. My kingdom for relief,,,,
It's drama...Set me free......
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